So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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