i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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