Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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