I wish I could punch you in the face.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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