I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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