Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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