Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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