I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she peed on how many people?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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