you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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