Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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