so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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