Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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