I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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