My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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