HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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