I'll bet she douches with gravy.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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