the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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