Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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