you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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