This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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