He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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