Got a toothbrush?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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