in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
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he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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