I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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