omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize