i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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