the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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