So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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