she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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