Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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