pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
what is it with giant penises always finding me
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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