You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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