How'd it feel making her break her religion?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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