if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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