I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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