WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
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Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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