Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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