new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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