I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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