Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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I don't think tits should taste like fish.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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