I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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