Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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