My first STD was from a foam party
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize