love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
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Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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