Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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