if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Randomize