I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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