so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I lost the right to judge tonight
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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