I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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