if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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