Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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