We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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