This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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